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Limited Edition Original ArtThe perfect and affordable gift this holiday season. Sci-fi, space, fantasy themes and more, from the same artist that brought to life the mothership in the hit feature video Planetary Traveler. To view these works, please visit the Limited Editions Gallery or send an email to box8artwork@dailyapocrypha.com. |
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A stunner at bridal showers, wedding dinners, and receptions! Give someone you love a thoughtful and useful gift of cash folded to simulate that most romantic of flowers, the rose. Money roses can be made with all denominations; currency is not harmed. Facsimile money roses can be made on request. Contact Miranda Wallace for more information at box5moneyrose@dailyapocrypha.com. |
Is your child highly able?
Tired of high student to teacher ratios? Is your bright child bored in school? We can assist you in locating testing and placement services. Privacy assured. Reasonable fees. Contact us for more information at box2gifted@dailyapocrypha.com. |
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Heck, no, we are. We're Just Any Idiot. Let us redesign your site in our witty and irreverent way. Affordable and just slightly warped web design can be yours from Just Any Idiot at http://www.justanyidiot.com. |
Are you a couch-potato???
Do you have too much 'bandwidth' around the midsection? Do you lack the motivation for that diet or exercise program? Why trek long distances to those fancy schmancy clubs? How about a friendly personal trainer by email to keep you motivated and on track? With prepayment and a valid email address you can receive daily encouragement from your own personal trainer. Sorry, no 'hot email' or 'adult' services. For more info contact us at -- box3trainer@dailyapocrypha.com. |
Web Design Services
Innovative and sensible design for your web site and publications--original artwork and sound can make your site distinctive and attractive! 3D Rendering as an alternative to expensive photo shoots, too! Our sites have been recognized as the Internet's COOL SITES OF THE DAY! Contact us for an estimate today--Wayward Fluffy Publications at http://www.fluffy.com. |
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