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Limited Edition Original Art

The perfect and affordable gift this holiday season. Sci-fi, space, fantasy themes and more, from the same artist that brought to life the mothership in the hit feature video Planetary Traveler. To view these works, please visit the Limited Editions Gallery or send an email to box8artwork@dailyapocrypha.com.

Unique Bridal Gift/Floral Arrangements!

A stunner at bridal showers, wedding dinners, and receptions! Give someone you love a thoughtful and useful gift of cash folded to simulate that most romantic of flowers, the rose. Money roses can be made with all denominations; currency is not harmed. Facsimile money roses can be made on request. Contact Miranda Wallace for more information at box5moneyrose@dailyapocrypha.com.

Make your site a Miracle!

Make your world wide web site a thing of beauty and inspiration! Scripture, Images, and More! Contact us at box6powerofprayer@dailyapocrypha.com.

Is your child highly able?

Tired of high student to teacher ratios? Is your bright child bored in school? We can assist you in locating testing and placement services. Privacy assured. Reasonable fees. Contact us for more information at box2gifted@dailyapocrypha.com.

Are YOU just any idiot?

Heck, no, we are. We're Just Any Idiot. Let us redesign your site in our witty and irreverent way. Affordable and just slightly warped web design can be yours from Just Any Idiot at http://www.justanyidiot.com.

Are you a couch-potato???

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Web Design Services

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