It May Come to Pass "You aren't desperate enough..." -- 2/11/2020
Mrs. Conners, I should report you for trying to commit fraud on the new Entitlements Audit. To qualify you needed to state your complete net worth, all your assets. But you're holding back. I see you are wearing your wedding band; here's some news--your husband is dead, you don't need the ring anymore. And you could sell your wheelchair and make do with a walker, many old people can get by with a walker. Those two MUST be worth maybe $200. Come back when you've truly exhausted all your resources and THEN we can talk about government assistance to discount your meds.
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